On the road again

If I were a month, I would be:  сентябрь - когда еще не холодно, но уже не тепло, а в Монголии идет снег

If I were a day of the week, I would be: среда - никто не замечает, как она проходит

If I were a time of day, I would be: два часа ночи

If I were a sea animal, I would be: рыбка-бананка

If I were a direction, I would be: налево

If I were a sin, I would be: гордыня

If I were a historical figure I would be: София Гогенберг

If I were a planet, I would be: Плутон - чтоб никто не догадался

If I were a liquid, I would be: сок киви

If I were a stone, I would be: булыжник

If I were a tree, I would be: рябина

If I were a bird, I would be: сова

If I were a flower/plant, I would be: кактус

If I were a kind of weather, I would be: облачно, переменные дожди

If I were a mythical creature, I would be: кентавр

If I were a musical instrument, I would be: пианино, падающее с 6го этажа

If I were an animal, I would be: кошка

If I were a colour, I would be: красный

If I were an emotion, I would be: удивление

If I were a vegetable, I would be: редис

If I were a sound, I would be: парарам-па-ра-рам

If I were an element, I would be: ветер

If I were a song, I would be: Hey Jude!

If I were a movie, I would be: Розенкранц и Гильденстерн мертвы

If I were a book, I would be written by: Курт Воннегут

If I were a food, I would be: кальмары с базиликом

If I were a place, I would be: болото

If I were a taste, I would be: огуречный рассол

If I were a scent, I would be: белья, высушенного на ветру в солнечный день

If I were a religion, I would be: буддизм

If I were a word, I would be: динозавр

If I were a body part, I would be: рука

If I were a facial expression, I would be: надутые щеки

If I were a subject in school, I would be: химия

If I were a cartoon character, I would be: Emily the strange

If I were a shape, I would be: октаэдр

If I were a number, I would be: 18

If I were a piece of jewellery, I would be: запонка, которая потерялась

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: раскладушка

If I were a car, I would be: мини

If I were an item of clothing, I would be:  перчатка